Two cities. Tiny karts. Absolutely no decorum.
W A S D or ↑ ← ↓ → to drive · touch controls on phones
Add yourself and your mates. Pick a colour, add a photo, then choose who you’re racing as.
The built-in cartoon cast is public. New photo choices get a local cartoon filter and stay on this device unless you export them. Online rooms use the built-in cartoons and never send your photo files. JPG, PNG or WebP up to 10 MB.
Create a room or join with four digits. No account needed.
Optional on supported phones. Buttons always remain available.
Original circuit score
Recordings by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0. Played on a loop; no remix. Original procedural scores and sound effects are included with this game. No TV-series or Nintendo audio is used.
Settings and records are saved on this device. Clearing browser data removes them. Online rooms support up to eight friends. Room codes are not passwords: share them only with your group. Private account features remain behind Sign in.
Choose your circuit, driver, vehicle and settings, then press Start race. The Race order panel on the left shows first to last and highlights you; tap its heading to hide or show it. No more than seven vehicles race at once. Three laps. Mangoes add a short turbo, chocolate ice creams add a shield, blueberries add three snack points and strawberries restore grip. Up to ten snack points give a small speed bonus. Mystery boxes contain an item to use. Avoid pizza and spilled whiskey bottles. These are fictional arcade circuits inspired by London and Dublin, not real road maps.
On a phone, use the buttons or enable tilt steering in Settings. Buttons override tilt while held. Auto-accelerate is on by default. Rescue (or R) returns you to the road without advancing your lap. On a standard gamepad: left stick steers, triggers accelerate/brake, A drifts and B uses your item.
Quick race: one circuit. Wacky Cup: all six circuits, with 15/12/10/8/6/4/2 points. Time trial: three solo laps, no items or opponents. Best laps are saved separately by mode, difficulty and steering-assist setting.
The race is paused. No one’s sneaking past.
Create a room and send the four-digit code. Friends can join without signing in.
Choose a circuit, invite your friends and start when everyone is ready.
Ask your friend for their code, or open the invite they shared.
Up to seven friends, including the host. Spare places are filled by computer drivers. The host starts the race; online races do not pause for everyone when you open a menu. Rooms expire after one hour. Codes are invitations, not a secure password. No chat, account records or photo uploads are shared.
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